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Dirt Bath

by Psychological Rangers

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1.
High Flying 03:22
High Flying Frantic, hectic, skeptic Wrapped up in a ball High flying (woo!) Double riding The moon taps in the sun Eyes heavy Heart steady Weekend somersaulting Melting into Sunday you say Wish they’d last forever Never gonna see the end of me Trailing into darkness I sunnyside Uptown downtown we recovered Spin round spun out All the way to ecstasy High flying (woo!) Double riding The moon taps in the sun Eyes heavy Heart steady Weekend somersaulting Melting into Ripped jeans So it seems Drifting Daisy lights the room Talking ‘bout the trip lagoon Floating cherry wine Eye spy the bug Chase a blind-spot warped Mental mirror nearer clearer And now you smile to be High flying (woo!) Double riding The moon taps in the sun Eyes heavy Heart steady Weekend somersaulting Melting into Within shooting range We don’t talk about it I’m such a bad aim We don’t talk about it Does my shit sound lame? We don’t talk about it High flying! High flying! We don’t talk about it Melting into
2.
Stole My Life Away In the deep evergreen There’s a whispering pine Sings a song of love, lost, left behind If you listen there my dear You’ll hear my voice Singing from the other side They laid me down in a resting place so cold A flag draped over by downcast faces Deep in the earth so far from you It feels so real now I didn’t mean to leave you But this world can be cruel Full of wrack, full of ruin, full of tears They laid me down in a resting place In the cold cold ground So far from you It so real now It’s a pity, such a pity They stole my life away In the desert storm The day I donned their uniform That’s the day they stole my life away My darling dear I pray for you to find someone, a love that’s true To know that you’ve made A brand new start Would bring such joy to my sad lonely heart Deep in the earth so far from you It feels so real now It’s a pity, such a pity They stole my life away In the desert storm The day I donned their uniform That’s the day they stole my life away That’s the day they stole my life away
3.
ET Ricochet 04:19
ET Ricochet The leaves shudder and dance in the sun And the scratching never stops And now there’s blisters and wildness here Blisters and wildness here Cream helps, but the other remedy is Sizzling, sailing after pale-ale-ing Sizzling, sailing after pale-ale-ing Sizzling, sailing after pale-ale-ing Meditation also takes the pain away from it Got a pair of bear paws thud thud thud Inside my brain, no not again Gotta do whatcha gotta do – gotta run Wha wha, crying, boo – hoo Are you gonna cry along - too? Three, four on the floor ET Ricochet He’d never do that – no way! You been bouncy castle, plexi-glassed – boing! Knocked you in the wallet Almost hit you in the Stones, stains, stoins Bing, bang, boing! In the fuzzy warmth of your loins
4.
Psychological Ranger When you’re dead and gone They’ll be singing this song for you And they’ll shed a tear or two You weren’t always right When you hung out on the edge Of the knife Trying to make your point stick Like some old magic trick Ya, we could see though it Every time you’d do it You’re a psychological ranger Aimed your boat straight at the danger Never seemed to sweat it, never seemed to blush When the chips were too salty and the cash wasn’t flush (yip! Never in a hurry, dragging in your last puff You’re a psychological ranger You were a young dusty Desert’s noon-day son Rattlesnake smile Shit kicker walking miles 2 gallon hat unleaded mind laughing long and hard leaving it behind You’re a psychological ranger Aimed your boat straight at the danger Never seemed to sweat it, never seemed to blush When the chips were too salty and the cash wasn’t flush (yip! Never in a hurry, dragging in your last puff You’re a psychological ranger Ranger! In a heartbeat You’d turn around To help out Some losing clown Caught between the bad And going worst In a dark street Passing by The only destination is I don’t know why It’s beyond imagination It’s beyond imagination It’s beyond imagination It’s beyond imagination It’s beyond imagination Come on everybody start singing! Never seemed to sweat it, never seemed to blush You’re a psychological ranger Aimed your boat straight at the danger Never seemed to sweat it, never seemed to blush When the chips were too salty and the cash wasn’t flush (yip!) Never in a hurry, dragging in your last puff You’re a psychological ranger Ranger Ranger Ranger! Never in a rush You never blush When you forget to flush
5.
Novelty Sombrero He wore a stolen Etobicoke sombrero To his uncles funeral in central Scarborough He never took it off all day long Sure he got taunted Called every single name One might call a lanky white guy In a novelty sombrero He stayed true to his fashion vision Never wavered or strayed Even while carrying the cask out to the pave Relatives did whisper They thought it disrespectful To wear such ornamental clothing On a day as sad as this one Novelty sombrero In the sparkling winter sun Novelty sombrero Unaware of what he’d done No one likes a joker when you’re trying not to chuckle When your brain says funeral’s first three letters clearly spell out “F” – forgive him for he knows not “U” – Underneath which he’s gathering shade from “N” – Never thought he’d cause a kerfuffle Oh my god I’m chewing on my knuckle That young lad, he was so nice Sent his uncle off to paradise While bald pates suffered wind burns And the casket lowered slow Some say they heard a muffled chortle From deep down below As he walked off in the distance In his novelty sombrero Novelty sombrero
6.
Dood 03:26
Dood He dreamed he was a dood But his train had cho cho choooo’d It’s last Choo He thumbed himself a ride To find himself a pride to woo Woo woo woo Who would be woo’d By such a wooden dood? Not his Father Or his best friends sister Or the neighbours dog Not even his mother He saw the soda shop Where the fellas swilled, sucked and spurbled fizzy pop deep down in their bellies his countenance read “brood” as if he entered that hip hot spot soda shop all nood His confidence understewed (come on and tell me now) Who would be woo’d By such a wooden dood? Nicht eirens Vater Or his uncle’s kitten Or his postman’s doctor Not even his grandmother He strutted up to the soda jerk All pomade, jangles and awkward quirks (and flatly) he did confess: [spoken word over improvised gospel organ] Dood: It feels like years Since my caps been unscrewed And the reign over my carbonation is gone Greek Chorus: But who can he turn to Someone who wouldn’t spurn you Who? (who who whoooOoOOooo) Scene 4: [soad jerk looks whistfully out window at fading sunset the horizon and reflects on the young doods words. Then he sings:] Maybe it’s me! Yeah, just maybe it’s me! ‘cause I think I see I see my doodness In your naïve goodness Woo woo wooo ----- . Dood, dood, dood , dood, dood, dood!
7.
Dirt Bath 02:31
Dirt Bath Take a break from migration Oh what a sensation Dirt bath You can shake, you can shuffle You can rattle, you can ruffle Dirt bath Dirt bath Dirt bath Dirt bath Dirt bath Dirt bath Close your beady little eyes You can get a new disguise in a Dirt bath Get your thing together and Shake your tail feathers in a Dirt bath Dirt bath Dirt bath Dirt bath Dirt bath Find a little spot and Give it all you got in a Dirt bath Any old season You don’t need a reason for a Dirt bath Dirt bath Dirt bath Dirt bath Dirt bath Look out everybody He’s coming from behind! I see his crazy kitty teeth and His crazy kitty eyes Time to Fly!! Dirt bath Dirt bath
8.
Your Neighbours Eyes A mid day beer, out on the stoop Neighbours eyes, start to droop All the straight lines, I thought I knew Are wavy and askew Your neighbours eyes (Your neighbours eyes) Your neighbours eyes (Your neighbours eyes) Your neighbours eyes (Your neighbours eyes) Your neighbours eyes (Your neighbours eyes) Evaporat-ed dopamine Low and lonely The yellow sun, dips down below But the heat, it never goes Your neighbours eyes (Your neighbours eyes) Your neighbours eyes (Your neighbours eyes) Your neighbours eyes (Your neighbours eyes) Your neighbours eyes (Your neighbours eyes) The wind blows cinders and it’s hard to breath The midnight bell tolls As we wait for a reprieve
9.
Whatcha Gonna Do? Rain drops, morning dew The world speaks out to you Oooh oooh What are you going to do? Walk downtown as people Slowly come into view Just like the movies Unfold in front of you Pixellated store front say 80% off, but not today Oooh oooh What are you going to do? Walk downtown as people Slowly come into view Just like the movies Unfold in front of you Reflection shows Corner shop toes Bump in the score Finding the door – Re energize Granny knows Scrutinize Oh my such a storm You should never lie …so she says Paint daubs, just a few The sun’s impression starts anew Oooh oooh What are you going to do?
10.
Dani 02:46
Dani Dani had a moment of clarity She understood who she was And how it had to be How it had to be She took a giant leap with her faith inside She landed on her feet Ready to ride Ready to ride It’s anyone’s guess In this small town When pride’s all you got and someone makes it out When pride’s all you got and someone makes it out Deep down in Mexico ‘Neath the burning city lights Dani left them there After the chaos of the fight Chaos of the fight It’s anyone’s guess In this small town When pride’s all you got and someone makes it out When pride’s all you got and someone makes it out Walking all alone Going downtown We all knew Every time She’d go out We all knew Two men looking grim Dani standing tall Could’ve been she was the reason for it all Could’ve been she was the reason for it all Two men looking grim Dani standing tall Could’ve been she was the reason for it all Could’ve been she was the reason for it all

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The Psychological Rangers - Toronto’s first noname™ “supergroup”!

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released June 26, 2020

All album sales donated to: niacentre.org

Matthew Bailey:
Guitars, Keys, Buzzingles & Vocals

Dave Clark:
Drums, Percussion, Keys & Vocals

Graeme Moffatt:
Bass & Vocals

All songs ©&℗ Matthew Bailey, Dave Clark & Graeme Moffatt
SOCAN 2020

Recorded at The Immergluck by MB.
Produced & Mixed by MB & DC
"Dood","Dirt Bath" & "Dani" mixed by Dale Morningstar at The Gas Station

Mastered by Phillip Shaw Bova

Artwork by Hannah Zbitnew

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Psychological Rangers Toronto, Ontario

While toeing the line between heartwarming and flat out bizarre, Matthew Bailey, Dave Clark and Graeme Moffatt embody characters and spin narratives that favour an eclectic cast of underdogs. Bowing in submission to their collective id, they embark on absurdist journeys aiming to express universal truths but happily settling for a laugh. ... more

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